What is three-sided football?
Three-sided football was conceived in the 1960s by the Danish Situationist Asger Jorn. In this game, three, not two, teams would strive on a hexagonal pitch, collaborating rather than competing, agreeing amongst themselves what was allowable and not allowable, rather than being controlled by an outside force. In other words: no rules, no refs.
However, the game remained only a concept until the 1990s, when the Luther Blissett collective in Italy started organising occasional games. Since then, it has been played a handful of times in various countries.
In 2010, Sally O’Reilly, then writer in residence at Whitechapel Gallery in east London, organised a three-sided match to take place during the campaign for the general election in the UK, in which three teams would represent the main political parties in a game designed to demonstrate the shifting allegiences and balance of power in party politics. Knowing Philosophy Football FC as a club which looks to use football as an expression of political and cultural ideals, she approached the club to take part, and to formulate a set of rules which could be used in a real situation.
The set of rules proposed for the Whitechapel match was minimal:
1. Scoring
A team does not count the goals it scores, only the goals it concedes. The winner is the team that concedes the fewest goals.
2. Throw-ins / goal-kicks / corners
On the hexagonal pitch, each team has two sides of the six-sided pitch: the side with the goal (the 'backside') and the side opposite to your goal (the 'frontside'). If the ball goes out on one of your two sides, you get the throw-in / goal-kick. If it went out off you, the throw-in or corner goes to the team whose own goal is nearest to where the ball went out.
3. Referees
While there is a temptation to have no referees with the following dictat in mind: 'The game deconstructs the mythic bi-polar structure of conventional football, where an us-and-them struggle mediated by the referee mimics the way the media and the state pose themselves as "neutral" elements in the class struggle', the match will have two referees, able to make discerning philosophical judgements.
4. Duration of match
Ideally, teams will play until people get bored, start to wander off, fall asleep etc: however, three thirty-minute 'halves' with teams rotating goals would work well.
5. Other rules
There will be no off-sides. There will be rolling subs, rush goalies etc.
A new pitch layout was designed for this match, which owed more to the layout of the traditional football pitch, with goal and penalty areas, than Jorn’s cruder divisions.
You can read more about this match here.
Philosophy Football FC, inspired by the possibilities of developing another kind of football: one not dominated by either brutal attempts at domination on the field nor by the kind of corporate and individual greed which has now over-run professional football, has since sought to develop the concept of three-sided football into a real game. Two subsequent matches have been played: a 'Philosophers' Three-Sided Football Match' in Madrid in May 2011 and one in Rome in November.
Here is a short video of the Philosophers' Three-Sided Football Match:
The Madrid match was the first known to have been played on Spanish soil, but the concept has since taken off in that country, with Athletic Bilbao recently announcing that they would be using three-sided football as part of their ‘Thinking Football’ campaign. Guardian journalist Sid Lowe played in the match in May, and has written about this phenomenon in this article.
